- pickup line: i told my therapist about you
Omg where have you been all my god damn worthless life
This is where I want to work.
I wouldn’t mind working there either, actually. Assuming it was here.
OH MY GOD THIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH BETTER
CAN WE DO THIS WITH OUR FUTURE IF JOBS DON’T WORK OUT PLEASE I’M SO EXCITED FOR THE IDEA OF COOKIES 24/7
CAN WE DO IT ANYWAYS
THAT’S IT IF I END UP GOING TO SEATTLE OR PORTLAND FOR GRAD SCHOOL COME WITH ME AND WE SHALL DO THIS